Look at his face, man.
He is so disappointed in you.
“WHY DID YOU NOT PATENT THIS”
(via redandblacktac)
im sneakie.
im clever.
im shiftie.
im goblin.
And?
and im comin.
(via hybrid0wl)
I swear I laugh every time I read the flavor text for Power Word Kill in Pathfinder
(Source: thehomebrood, via inkyquartz)
HI this is your Tumblr Art Mom™ uwu and today i will teach you THE ONLY way to draw something RIGHT!!
- [subjective advice]
- [subjective advice]
- [subjective advice]
- [blatant lie about color theory]
- [”NEVER DO THIS OR YOU’RE A BAD ARTIST OMG”]
(via goopy-amethyst)
Can you hear me sobbing
Omfg who made this where is this from???
(via extremely-pearlmethirsty)
(Source: siobhanblank, via redandblacktac)
lesbians that make posts abt wantin a gf are so funny to me cuz they read like 2011 tech forum threads
single lesbian (op): i want a gf
single lesbian 2: same
single lesbian 3: same here
single lesbian 4: me as well. let me know if you find one
single lesbian 5: yea same here
[close thread]
you know. could replace pretty much any of hanzo’s lines with a dwight quote and it virtually wouldnt make a difference
“I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me”
“How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.“
(Source: dungeonmeal, via thicc-waifu)
